Shear Horror!

Christ, I could have done a better job on my own hair, blindfolded and with a pair of blunt nail scissors! There's a bloody great bald patch above my left ear!

My hairdresser has left the salon, gone to who knows where, so I took a chance with her replacement this morning. Turns out, that was a mistake.

I should really go back and complain but I can't be bothered to walk into town again right now and besides, I'm not sure what I want to achieve. Do I want my money back, or do I just want to make New Girl feel guilty? It's not something she could fix, even if I were prepared to let her anywhere near my head with a cutting implement.