In the last two days...

Bobby bit down on some popcorn and broke part of a tooth. Much pain, and doubtless much expense to follow.

I spilt boiling hot tea on myself and scalded myself quite badly. Much pain, albeit no expense.

Soph came off her scooter en route to the library this evening. Much blood, thankfully not too much pain, and no expense.

More pain is in store for me tomorrow, as I have to deal with our landlord and our estate agent. Oh, and Em's endocrinologist. All by phone, though, so I can't see it
involving bloodshed.